I saw a tiger roaming the streets
Yesterday.
In the city.
Looking for a bus stop.
Hallucinogens in my cereal?
Quite the bowl of Lucky Charms:
Sometimes I think I've lost my mind
Sitting at those long-A stop lights.
I was on my phone, flipping through Facebook.
Somebody's baby dancing, family photos,
Praisin' Jesus, diet plans and rock jams...
And then I looked up.
A tiger? A TIGER? No, no way.
Blink, blink again, rubbing my eyes...
Some days I feel like I've finally done it--
Fallen over the edge of the cliff and
Lost my mind. Definitely.
Calling into work, need a mental health day;
This girl needs a therapist.
Because this CAN'T be reality.
(Right...?!?!)
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Because "Real Life" is sometimes stranger than fiction...
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"Tiger found wandering streets of suburban Houston"
By Andreas Preuss, CNN
Updated 6:19 AM ET, Fri April 22, 2016
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